So the winning numbers for the $355 MILLION dollar jackpot are eerily similar to Hurley's fictional numbers on LOST...and since we all know TV is actually real life, it must mean a conspiracy is brewing.
Last night's (real) winning numbers were:
4, 8, 15, 25 and 47, with the "Mega ball" 42
The "Lost" numbers:
4, 8, 15, 16, 23, with the "Mega number" 42
Perhaps this is why all those dead birds fell out of the sky along the eastern seaboard and all those fish died?
Perhaps this is why it snowed in Southern California and Las Vegas?
Perhaps this is why I gained 10 pounds over the Holidays? Oh wait. Scratch that. No conspiracy there. Just chocolate.
I don't know if this means the end of the world or not, but I do have one hope...
that Sawyer swoops down and whisks me away
Sorry, Sean. But if the world's gonna end... I mean....look at those abs. Need I say more?