Number of "digestives" (chocolate covered tea cookies) I ate after lunch: 2
Number of miles I just attempted to run: 3.5
Number of outrageously disgusting burps I had along the way: 98452095734205
Number of times I thought I would spontaneously vomit: 98452095734205 + 1
The moral of the story: Don't eat Indian food before going for a run.
No matter how tasty it is.
Ever.
