Tuesday, March 9

PBA (Peanut Butter Anonymous)

Hi. My name is Marie and I'm addicted to Peanut Butter. of all varieties.

gosh, I love peanut butter so very much. I'm not even sure where to begin...in my household at this very moment I have 4 different kinds of peanut butter (all natural thankyouverymuch).

I have my every day, go to variety. It's healthy, but I love it. Trader Joes Chunky Peanut butter WITH flax seeds. I like to tell myself that because its natural and has flax seeds in it, I deserve an extra spoonful here and there. Hey, I need my Omega-3s and healthy fats alright! After that, I have 2 different kinds of Almond Butter. Now, I know that Almond Butter and Peanut Butter are two different beasts, but for the sake of le blog, they are grouped together. Justin's makes Almond Butter in fabulous little packets that you can take with you anywhere. I looooove the Maple Almond Butter on my brown sugar/maple oatmeal and I use the Honey Almond butter for everyday things...some girls collect shoes, for others its handbags...for me, apparently, its Peanut based products.

but, my friends, above all else, the piece de resistance, if you will...HAS to be Peanut Butter & Co's Dark Chocolate Dream. ohhh hellloooo lover... It's chocolate. and peanut butter. combined in one jar. How can you NOT love it? let's just say, if peanut butter were a man, I've found my Prince Charming. and like any true, modern woman of the Millenium...I like to play hard to get with my Prince. So I hide him up waaaaay in back of the top shelf, the shelf that is SO high it requires me to stand on a chair to reach, and then use a large wooden spoon to wrangle towards me. It requires a lot of effort on my behalf. I like to think of it like burning extra calories on my way towards complete and utter gluttony. Because once I get my hands on Mr. Dark Chocolate Dream, that lid is off quicker than a dress on prom night (sorry Mom and Dad, I promise you my dress stayed ON Prom night). So we play this coy little game, where I pretend to be all interested and hard to get, but damnit, he just sucks me right back in.

oh Peanut Butter, you saucy minx.

1 comment:

Rachel said...

1. I think you collect shoes and handbags ALSO.
2. Trader Joe's Sunflower Butter is realllly good too.
3. I like to mix the Dark Chocolate PB with icing. And eat it.

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